1.5 million scovilles

get SHOCKED
or get out

Hot sauce that bites back. Prank gear that delivers a jolt. Apparel that screams trouble. Welcome to Shocking Dicks – where we turn up the voltage.

feel the burn ⚡ shock me

current shock level

73% electro-heat intensity

* may cause involuntary dancing

🔥 electrifying hot sauces 🔥

Voltage Vindaloo

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ 1.2M SHU

Curry‑infused lightning. Warning: may cause spontaneous dancing.

$14.99

Shock Therapy

⚡⚡⚡⚡ 850k SHU

Ghost pepper + habanero. Your mouth will hate you.

$12.99

Static Cling

⚡⚡⚡ 500k SHU

Smoky chipotle with a jolt. Great on tacos.

$9.99

🃏 prank gear that zaps 🃏

handshake buzzer

Classic. 9v of "nice to meet you". Fits any palm.

$7.99

shock gum pack

Pull a piece – get zapped. Hilarious for office meetings.

$5.99

prank tv remote

Change channels? No, changes your heart rate. Zaps the user.

$12.99

push the button. if you dare.

⚠️ voltage standing by

📞 contact the shock squad

+1 (512) 555 4829
mon–fri / 10am–7pm CT
support@shockingdicks.com
we reply with a jolt
shock headquarters
666 Electric Ave, Suite Z
Austin, TX 78702